{"product_id":"aggressive-biscuits-black-glossy-mug","title":"Aggressive Biscuits | Tuxedo Cat Making Biscuits - Black Glossy Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"minty-design-sales-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade with love. And excessive force.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tuxedo cat with a hard amber stare presses both paws into a mound of golden dough, impact lines flying, under vintage bakery-badge lettering that reads Aggressive Biscuits. This is not casual kneading. This is a small cat solving a problem nobody else knew existed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cat is Leeta, a real tuxedo cat and the founder and Chief Kneading Officer of Aggressive Biscuits. She works directly on the blanket, personally tests every available lap and has never once consulted the person underneath. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-mint\/aggressive-biscuits-made-with-love-and-excessive-force\"\u003eRead the company story\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Minty Tees artwork starring Leeta the tuxedo cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage bakery badge with a cat making biscuits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny gift for cat lovers, bakers and anyone who has been kneaded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order just for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack glossy mug:\u003c\/strong\u003e A glossy black ceramic mug for coffee, tea or whatever gets you through the morning. Choose 11 oz or 15 oz above; dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003eThis cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis mug didn't exist until you ordered it. That's why it takes a little extra time to land on your doorstep: we make it just for you, instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf. Every Minty Tees design starts with real artists, musicians, and creators we actually work with, not a stock art dump. On demand means less waste and zero mystery surplus sitting around. Thanks for being patient, and for supporting small and weird.","brand":"Minty Tees","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":67816133689587,"sku":"4418921_9323","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":67816133722355,"sku":"4418921_9324","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/1568\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-6ad8f81d4d38d.jpg?v=1792604245","url":"https:\/\/mintytees.com\/products\/aggressive-biscuits-black-glossy-mug","provider":"Minty Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}