{"product_id":"life-s-a-lich-then-you-don-t-die-bored-undead-lich-fantasy-graphic-women-s-micro-rib-tank-top","title":"Life’s a Lich, Then You Don’t Die | Bored Undead Lich Fantasy Graphic - Women’s micro-rib tank top","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"minty-design-sales-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImmortality sounded great on paper. Then came the centuries.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lich has done it all: claimed the crown, mastered necromancy, cheated death. Now he’s slumped on one bony hand, staring at an hourglass that will never run out, next to a stack of tomes labeled Centuries, Millennia, Eternity, and Still Waiting... The candle’s melted, the cobwebs have moved in, and the purple soulfire on his staff is the only thing in the room still excited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dark-humor twist on a classic saying, drawn in a rich, hand-inked fantasy style with deep violets, aged gold, and parchment tones. Made for tabletop RPG players, dungeon masters, fantasy readers, goth souls, and anyone who’s ever felt like their shift has lasted a thousand years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Minty Tees artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed illustrated lich with crown, staff, hourglass, and spellbook stack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold scroll-banner lettering readable from across the table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for gamers, necromancer mains, and the eternally tired\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWomen's micro-rib tank:\u003c\/strong\u003e A stretch-fit, mid-length micro-rib tank with a scoop neckline and thick straps. See the measurements below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003eUpgrade your basics with this micro-rib tank top. Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. Pair it with jeans or layer it under a blazer for a chic look.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz.\/yd.² (183 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Yarn diameter: 32 singles\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 micro rib\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stretch fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Thick straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Scoop neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt didn't exist until you ordered it. That's why it takes a little extra time to land on your doorstep: we make it just for you, instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf. Every Minty Tees design starts with real artists, musicians, and creators we actually work with, not a stock art dump. On demand means less waste and zero mystery surplus sitting around. Thanks for being patient, and for supporting small and weird.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29-31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32-33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40-42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7-78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3-83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e101.6-106.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Minty Tees","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ XS","offer_id":67754270327027,"sku":"5690918_20131","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ S","offer_id":67754270359795,"sku":"5690918_20138","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ M","offer_id":67754270392563,"sku":"5690918_20145","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ L","offer_id":67754270425331,"sku":"5690918_20152","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ XL","offer_id":67754270458099,"sku":"5690918_20159","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":67754270490867,"sku":"5690918_20166","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ XS","offer_id":67754270523635,"sku":"5690918_20132","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ S","offer_id":67754270556403,"sku":"5690918_20139","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ M","offer_id":67754270589171,"sku":"5690918_20146","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ L","offer_id":67754270621939,"sku":"5690918_20153","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ XL","offer_id":67754270654707,"sku":"5690918_20160","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":67754270687475,"sku":"5690918_20167","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":67754270720243,"sku":"5690918_20129","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":67754270753011,"sku":"5690918_20136","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":67754270785779,"sku":"5690918_20143","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":67754270818547,"sku":"5690918_20150","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67754270851315,"sku":"5690918_20157","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67754270884083,"sku":"5690918_20164","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ XS","offer_id":67754270916851,"sku":"5690918_20130","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ S","offer_id":67754270949619,"sku":"5690918_20137","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ M","offer_id":67754270982387,"sku":"5690918_20144","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ L","offer_id":67754271015155,"sku":"5690918_20151","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ XL","offer_id":67754271047923,"sku":"5690918_20158","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Baby Blue Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":67754271080691,"sku":"5690918_20165","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ XS","offer_id":67754271113459,"sku":"5690918_20133","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ S","offer_id":67754271146227,"sku":"5690918_20140","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ M","offer_id":67754271178995,"sku":"5690918_20147","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ L","offer_id":67754271211763,"sku":"5690918_20154","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ XL","offer_id":67754271244531,"sku":"5690918_20161","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Pink Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":67754271277299,"sku":"5690918_20168","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/1568\/files\/womens-micro-rib-tank-top-solid-black-blend-front-6ad07fc8461e1.jpg?v=1792049129","url":"https:\/\/mintytees.com\/products\/life-s-a-lich-then-you-don-t-die-bored-undead-lich-fantasy-graphic-women-s-micro-rib-tank-top","provider":"Minty Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}