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Tinder Profile: Agent Smith

Agent Smith, 𝟓𝟎-ish but also ∞ Tagline: Systems Analyst • Human Behavior Critic • Amateur Exterminator   Bio I’m just a regular program looking for something real, or at least...

Search History: Annie Wilkes

The Sidewinder County Sheriff’s Department recently obtained Annie Wilkes’ Google search history. They have not commented further. how to tell if a celebrity is "pretending" to be dead home physical...

Marketing: ALDI’S NUTS™

🥜 ALDI’S NUTS™ 🥜 New in the Middle Aisle of Mystery™ Introducing Aldi’s Nuts™ — the crunchy, salty snack sensation now available right between the inflatable kayak and the USB...

Review: Phantom Zone by General Zod

⭐☆☆☆☆ — Unacceptable. Forty Years Of Documentation. Filed Into The Void. Verified Involuntary Resident · Sentence: Eternal · Check-Out Date: Pending General Zod · The Phantom Zone I am a...

Review: One Ring by Frodo

Review: The One Ring (Special Anniversary Edition)Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5) The Good:The craftsmanship is admittedly flawless. Not a single weld-mark or blemish, and it’s surprisingly heavy for its size—really feels like...

Review: One Ring by Bilbo

Name: Bilbo BagginsReview: The One Ring (Gold, found in situ)Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) The Good:The craftsmanship is extraordinary—sixty years in a waistcoat pocket and not a single scratch. The "stealth" feature...