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R.O.U.S. Disbelief Statement – Swamp Red Design Hoodie
R.O.U.S. Disbelief Statement – Swamp Red Design Hoodie
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$ 34.99 USD
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This colorway brings the heat — the red silhouette feels like a warning sign you’re pretending not to see. The denial hits even harder in Swamp Red, giving the whole design a slightly feral, “I definitely didn’t just witness a giant rodent sprint past me” vibe.
The red graphic pops beautifully on darker garments and adds a punch of color that makes the joke readable from across the room. Perfect for fans of cult‑classic fantasy humor, creature‑feature absurdity, or anyone who enjoys confidently denying the existence of something that is clearly right there.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
The red graphic pops beautifully on darker garments and adds a punch of color that makes the joke readable from across the room. Perfect for fans of cult‑classic fantasy humor, creature‑feature absurdity, or anyone who enjoys confidently denying the existence of something that is clearly right there.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
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