Funny & Sarcastic

Puns, irony, pop-culture humor, wordplay and perfectly specific jokes. Browse the existing design collections below, then select a garment from the design you like.

For the joke that only the right person will appreciate, browse the artwork first without paging past five garments with the same punchline.

See also: Geek & Nerdy.

Browse Funny & Sarcastic (65 design collections)

Worlds Greatest Farter, I Mean Father
Give credit where credit is due, and a little honesty where it...

Worlds Greatest Farter, I Mean Father

5 garment options
Beach Better Have My Money
“Beach Better Have My Money” accompanies a beach treasure hunter with a...

Beach Better Have My Money

5 garment options
Smartphone Creed – Patty Dabrowski
The Smartphone Creed pairs a retro woman holding a phone with “There...

Smartphone Creed – Patty Dabrowski

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Captain Meowstronaut
Captain Meowstronaut sends a cat into orbit in a detailed white spacesuit...

Captain Meowstronaut

3 garment options
Cat Being A Cat
Cat Being A Cat captures the chaos of ordinary cat behavior in...

Cat Being A Cat

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Finish Him! Cat vs Vacuum Funny Gamer
Finish Him! stages the household battle between a cat and a vacuum...

Finish Him! Cat vs Vacuum Funny Gamer

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MOMLIFE – Team No Sleep
MOMLIFE joins Team No Sleep with hearts, baby footprints and a white...

MOMLIFE – Team No Sleep

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Pro‑Gay – Pride Humor
PRO-GAY appears in outlined varsity lettering above “I Didn’t Practice This Long...

Pro‑Gay – Pride Humor

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Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered – Patriotic Party
“Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered” brings red-and-blue lettering to a cheeky...

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered – Patriotic Party

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Where Is My Food, Human? – Laser‑Eyed Cat Kaiju
A cat kaiju fires red eye beams over a city while demanding...

Where Is My Food, Human? – Laser‑Eyed Cat Kaiju

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DADLIFE – Team No Sleep
DADLIFE declares membership in Team No Sleep. White stars, baby footprints and...

DADLIFE – Team No Sleep

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I Only Rap Caucasionally – Playful Humor
For karaoke nights, car rides, and the moments when your confidence outruns...

I Only Rap Caucasionally – Playful Humor

3 garment options
My Favorite Breed Is Rescued – Animal Rescue Lover
“My Favorite Breed Is Rescued” puts a simple adoption-positive message under white...

My Favorite Breed Is Rescued – Animal Rescue Lover

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Only My Cat Understands Me – Cat Lover
“Only My Cat Understands Me” places a white cat face and hearts...

Only My Cat Understands Me – Cat Lover

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Only My Dog Understands Me – Dog Lover
A white dog face and small hearts sit within “Only My Dog...

Only My Dog Understands Me – Dog Lover

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I Need More Cheerleaders in My Life – Spirit & Energy
Pink “Cheerleaders” lettering crosses an outlined varsity C in the “I Need...

I Need More Cheerleaders in My Life – Spirit & Energy

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I Need More Quarterbacks in My Life – Spirit
Red “Quarterbacks” lettering crosses an outlined varsity Q, framed by “I Need...

I Need More Quarterbacks in My Life – Spirit

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In Rescuing Animals I Lost My Mind but Found My Soul – Rescue Lover
“In Rescuing Animals I Lost My Mind But I Found My Soul”...

In Rescuing Animals I Lost My Mind but Found My Soul – Rescue Lover

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Nerdy By Nature – Science Parody
A science-and-nerd-culture parody for people who would rather explain the reference than...

Nerdy By Nature – Science Parody

3 garment options
With Great Beard Comes Great Responsibility – Men’s Humor
A beard-and-moustache silhouette sits at the center of “With Great Beard Comes...

With Great Beard Comes Great Responsibility – Men’s Humor

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I Like to Party… and by Party I Mean Read Books – Book Lover Humor
“I Like to Party… and by Party I Mean Read Books” begins...

I Like to Party… and by Party I Mean Read Books – Book Lover Humor

3 garment options
That’s How I Roll – Rolling Pin - Baking Humor
The rolling pin supplies the punchline in “That’s How I Roll.” White...

That’s How I Roll – Rolling Pin - Baking Humor

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I Am a Teacher, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor
For the teacher who has explained it twice already and would now...

I Am a Teacher, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor

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I Am an Engineer, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor
For the engineer who has run the numbers and reached the efficient...

I Am an Engineer, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor

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I Like Big Cups and I Cannot Lie – Coffee Humor
“I Like Big Cups and I Cannot Lie” surrounds a steaming coffee...

I Like Big Cups and I Cannot Lie – Coffee Humor

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My Therapist Has a Wet Nose – Pet Lover Humor
A tan dog face and red hearts bring warmth to “My Therapist...

My Therapist Has a Wet Nose – Pet Lover Humor

4 garment options
I Am a Doctor, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor
For the doctor whose schedule does not really contain room for an...

I Am a Doctor, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor

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I Am a Grandma, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Family Humor
For the grandma whose family has had enough time to learn how...

I Am a Grandma, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Family Humor

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I Am a Nurse, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor
For the nurse who is already carrying enough responsibility, this design removes...

I Am a Nurse, To Save Time Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong – Profession Humor

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It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Fitness Flex
The Fitness Flex design pairs the dad-bod punchline with a prominent flexed...

It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Fitness Flex

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It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Fitness Flex
This collection is the pullover-hoodie version of the Fitness Flex dad-bod design....

It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Fitness Flex

1 garment
FUNSIZE – Bold Confidence
FUNSIZE says it in one word. Distressed white lettering keeps this confidence...

FUNSIZE – Bold Confidence

3 garment options
I Rescue Dogs From Shelters & Wine From Bottles - Dog & Wine Lover
An outlined dog and wine glass frame “I Rescue Dogs from Shelters...

I Rescue Dogs From Shelters & Wine From Bottles - Dog & Wine Lover

3 garment options
It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Fitness
A flexed arm, dumbbell and stars add gym detail to “It’s Not...

It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Fitness

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It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Humor
The Humor edition builds “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father...

It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Humor

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I Just Want to Drink Wine, Save Animals, & Take Naps – Playful
The Playful edition mixes larger white lettering with a wine glass, paw...

I Just Want to Drink Wine, Save Animals, & Take Naps – Playful

5 garment options
BTW Bring The Wine – Funny Wine Lover
BTW gets a new definition: Bring the Wine. Outlined initials and a...

BTW Bring The Wine – Funny Wine Lover

5 garment options
I Just Want to Drink Wine, Save Animals & Take Naps – Relaxed Pet Lover
Wine, animal rescue and naps make a very specific wish list. The...

I Just Want to Drink Wine, Save Animals & Take Naps – Relaxed Pet Lover

5 garment options
I Rescue Dogs From Shelters & Wine From Bottles – Dog Lover
Dog rescue and a glass of wine share the billing in “I...

I Rescue Dogs From Shelters & Wine From Bottles – Dog Lover

5 garment options
Saving Dogs and Sipping Wine – Rescue Pet & Wine Lover
Dog-rescue pride, with a side of wine humor. The Saving Dogs and...

Saving Dogs and Sipping Wine – Rescue Pet & Wine Lover

4 garment options
99 Problems But My Bench Ain’t One – Gym Humor Fitness
“I’ve Got 99 Problems But My Bench Ain’t One” centers a barbell...

99 Problems But My Bench Ain’t One – Gym Humor Fitness

5 garment options
My Therapist Has a Wet Nose – Cat Lover
For anyone whose most reliable therapist has four legs and a wet...

My Therapist Has a Wet Nose – Cat Lover

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My Therapist Has a Wet Nose – Dog Lover
For anyone whose most reliable therapist has four legs, a wet nose,...

My Therapist Has a Wet Nose – Dog Lover

5 garment options
Exercising My Right to Bare Arms
A flexed arm, stars and red-and-blue lettering bring “Exercising My Right to...

Exercising My Right to Bare Arms

1 garment
Life Is Pain – Sunrise Arc Edition
The Sunrise Arc edition places a curved line above “Life is pain”...

Life Is Pain – Sunrise Arc Edition

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Mother of Anarchy
Mother of Anarchy gives mom the matching rebellious title in distressed white...

Mother of Anarchy

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Anarchy – Kids Edition
The Kids Edition puts “Anarchy” in distressed white lettering on baby, toddler...

Anarchy – Kids Edition

3 garment options
Classical Thinkers – Morons Edition
“Plato. Aristotle. Socrates. Morons.” turns a list of classical thinkers into a...

Classical Thinkers – Morons Edition

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Father of Anarchy
Father of Anarchy uses distressed white lettering to give dad his own...

Father of Anarchy

2 garment options
Life Is Pain – Classic Edition
The Classic Life Is Pain edition sets “Anyone Who Says Differently Is...

Life Is Pain – Classic Edition

2 garment options
My Way's Not Very Sportsmanlike
“My Way’s Not Very Sportsmanlike” delivers its movie-quote joke in white mixed-style...

My Way's Not Very Sportsmanlike

2 garment options
Hug Dealer | The High-Supply Heart Graphic
Hug Dealer puts the message front and center in large, distressed gold...

Hug Dealer | The High-Supply Heart Graphic

2 garment options
Multiple Hug Dealer | Retro Stacked Typography
The Retro Stacked Hug Dealer edition repeats its message in yellow, coral...

Multiple Hug Dealer | Retro Stacked Typography

2 garment options
“Good Work. Sleep Well.” Vintage Threat
“Good work. Sleep well.” sounds reassuring until the smaller morning-threat punchline lands....

“Good Work. Sleep Well.” Vintage Threat

1 garment
"Never Underestimate the Power of a Bartender"
“Never Underestimate the Power of a Bartender” puts the person behind the...

"Never Underestimate the Power of a Bartender"

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"When the DM Smiles It's Already Too Late"
For tabletop players who know a smiling dungeon master is rarely good...

"When the DM Smiles It's Already Too Late"

2 garment options
It Took 50 Years To Look This Good
Fifty years in the making. “It Took 50 Years to Look This...

It Took 50 Years To Look This Good

1 garment
If A Man Says He Will Fix It
“If a man says he will fix it, he will. You don’t...

If A Man Says He Will Fix It

2 garment options
Inflation
A minimalist inflation graphic with a rising arrow, tie, and swept-hair silhouette....

Inflation

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My Ancestors
My ancestors crossed a continent in a wagon. I won’t stay in...

My Ancestors

3 garment options
Breakfast Meetings at 4:00 AM
Your cat has scheduled a breakfast meeting for 4:00 AM. Attendance is...

Breakfast Meetings at 4:00 AM

3 garment options
Resting Beach Face – Humor Design
Your beach face has a wardrobe. Shop the Resting Beach Face design...

Resting Beach Face – Humor Design

3 garment options
Reef Reefer: Premium Hybrid
Reef life meets a relaxed state of mind. The Reef Reefer: Premium...

Reef Reefer: Premium Hybrid

3 garment options
Talk Nerdy to Me
A joystick, floppy disk, D20, and pixel heart, all speaking your language....

Talk Nerdy to Me

3 garment options
"I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run" Fitness And Patriotic Inspired
“I Don’t Do Cardio Because These Colors Don’t Run” pairs a workout...

"I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run" Fitness And Patriotic Inspired

3 garment options