Product: Iocaine Powder
Iocaine Powder by Domingo Montoya & Associates, Florin · Est. suppliers to the discerning poisoner since before your grandfather was born
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 4,847 ratings
$12.99 ✓ Prime In Stock — fulfilled from the Cliffs of Insanity warehouse
About This Product
Iocaine powder is an odorless, tasteless poison imported from Australia. It is among the more deadly poisons known to man. This listing is for one standard dose, presented in a small paper envelope suitable for concealing in one hand while maintaining eye contact with your intended target across a table.
Frequently bought together:
- Two goblets, stemless (sold separately)
- The Art of the Bluff — Kindle Edition
- Miracle Max's Chocolate Coating (pairs well)
Product Features
- Odorless ✓
- Tasteless ✓
- Deadly ✓
- Undetectable in wine, water, or any beverage your enemy has chosen ✓
- Results guaranteed or your money back (offer void if deceased)
From the manufacturer:
Iocaine powder has been refined over generations to be completely undetectable. Do not attempt to build an immunity through years of gradual self-poisoning unless you have genuinely thought through the logistics of that plan, have several years available, and are confident your opponent has not had the same idea.
We cannot stress that last point enough.
Customer Questions & Answers
Q: Is this truly odorless and tasteless? A: Yes. Your target will not know. This is the point.
Q: Can I build an immunity? A: Technically yes. Practically, we recommend consulting someone who has done it before asking us. We are a powder manufacturer, not a life coach.
Q: Which goblet should I put it in? A: We are not going to answer that.
Q: Does it work on ROUSs? A: That is a different product category. Please see our Rodent of Unusual Size section under Pest Control.
Q: I purchased this for a battle of wits. My opponent seems very confident. Should I be concerned? A: Yes.
Customer Reviews
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Exactly As Described · Vizzini, Florin Product performed exactly— [Reviewer did not complete this review]
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Didn't Need It In The End But Good To Have Verified Purchase · W. the Dread Pirate Roberts Built up tolerance over several years as a precaution. Came in handy. Would purchase again. The envelope is a nice touch.
⭐☆☆☆☆ — Did Not Work As Expected Verified Purchase · Anonymous, Florin I chose the goblet in front of him. This was apparently the wrong call. I would leave a more detailed review but I am feeling very— [Reviewer did not complete this review]
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Five Stars For The Concept Verified Purchase · Inigo Montoya, currently mobile I did not use this product. I used a sword. However I appreciate that options exist. My father would have found this useful had options existed when he needed them. They did not. That is a separate matter I have since resolved personally.
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© Domingo Montoya & Associates. Not responsible for outcomes resulting from incorrect goblet selection. Battle of wits results may vary. As you wish.
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