AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: KING SOLOMON — PRODUCT: 1-800-FLOWERS
[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm]
I have loved many women.
Seven hundred wives. Three hundred concubines. I want to be transparent about this upfront because I think it establishes my credentials as someone who has thought seriously about the logistics of romantic gestures at scale.
Flowers matter.
I cannot tell you how many times a timely floral arrangement has prevented a diplomatic incident, restored goodwill in a difficult household, or simply reminded someone that they are valued in a situation where words had become insufficient.
At scale, you need a system.
1-800-FLOWERS is that system.
Same day delivery to any of your households. A selection broad enough to differentiate by preference, occasion, and what specifically you did. Roses for devotion. Lilies for apology. Orchids for the situation that requires something that says I understand this is complicated and I am acknowledging that with flowers.
I have sent a great many orchids.
The website is intuitive. The arrangements arrive as pictured. The recipients are pleased.
Three of my wives are currently not speaking to me. That number was significantly higher before I discovered 1-800-FLOWERS.
This is an endorsement.
1-800-FLOWERS. For the man who understands that wisdom without logistics is just philosophy.
[King Solomon has requested we note that the promotional code applies to all delivery addresses simultaneously. He was very specific about simultaneously.]
Use code WISDOM at checkout.
Good for up to seven hundred deliveries.