AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: ROGER RABBIT — PRODUCT: CALM
[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm]
Hi there!
P-P-PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND I’M SORRY I JUST—
Okay.
Okay.
I’m calm.
I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm.
Hi.
My name is Roger Rabbit and I have been asked to tell you about the Calm app and I want to do that I genuinely want to do that because it has made a real difference in my life and I’m not just saying that because they’re paying me although they ARE paying me and that’s GREAT because Jessica and I have some expenses right now that I’d rather not—
Okay.
Breathing.
The Calm app has guided meditations. Sleep stories. Breathing exercises that work even for toons which I did not think was possible because our biology is different and also I was once flattened by a steamroller and couldn’t sleep for a WEEK—
Breathing.
It has a feature called Daily Calm which is one new meditation every day and I do it every morning before I leave the house now because Eddie says I need to and Jessica says I need to and honestly the residents of Toontown have submitted a formal petition suggesting that I need to and I think that’s a little—
It’s fine.
It’s fine it’s fine it’s fine.
Ten minutes a day. That’s all it takes. Ten minutes and you will feel so much more—
[A LOUD NOISE OCCURS OFFSCREEN]
P-P-P-PAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
[We will resume after a brief break. Roger is fine. Roger is breathing. Roger has been given a carrot.]
Calm. For everyone who needs it.
Roger needs it most.
Use code TOON at signup.
First month free. Results may vary. Results will not vary for Roger. Roger needs this specifically.