⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Honda Did Not Design This Van For What I Used It For. It Did Not Matter.
Wade Wilson · Pre-Owned Lot · Wade’s Garage
Reviewed on Cars.com
Me and a guy — large, Canadian, bad attitude, great hair — got into a significant disagreement. We pulled over. What happened next is between me, him, and a parked Honda Odyssey that did not ask to be involved and did not complain about it either.
The seat that folds flat became load bearing information during a moment I will not specify. It folded. Immediately. That responsiveness mattered more than I can explain in a public forum.
The sliding door never jammed. Not once. You don’t know what an unjammed sliding door means to a person until a jammed door would have been the last thing that ever happened to you.
The van did not deserve what happened inside it and handled it with more dignity than either of us did.
Five stars. The Odyssey f***s hard and I will not be elaborating further for legal reasons.
Comments:
@Logan_Wolverine: The seat adjustment was smooth.
@Wade_Wilson: IS THAT A FIVE STAR REVIEW FROM THE WOLVERINE
@Logan_Wolverine: It’s an observation.
@Honda_Official: We have questions about the seatbelt tensioning situation.
@Wade_Wilson: No you don’t.
@Honda_Official: You’re right. Five stars for the customer.