Tinder Profile: Annie Wilkes

· Sean Arenas ·

Annie, 44

Number One Fan · Caregiver · Keeps Things Proper

I live quietly, keep to myself, and take care of the people who need taking care of. I don’t go in for nonsense or modern attitudes. I believe in devotion, consistency, and doing things the right way.

I’m looking for a writer. Not just anyone. Someone talented, someone who understands their responsibility to their readers, and someone who maybe needs a little help staying focused and making better choices.

I’m very supportive. I will make sure you eat, rest, and finish your work. I can be firm when necessary. People sometimes misunderstand that.

Interests: Reading (romance, but the good kind), caring for others, maintaining standards

Strengths: Loyal, attentive, nurturing, decisive

Weaknesses: I don’t tolerate disappointment well. Or profanity.

Travel: Prefer to stay home. It’s safer.

Deal breaker: If you think you can just end a story people care about and walk away from it like it doesn’t matter, we are not compatible.

Ideal partner: Injured, preferably. Nothing too severe, just enough to keep them still for a while so we can get things back on track.

Pets: No. They make a mess.

“I’m your number one fan.”

— Me (and I mean it)

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