Count, Ageless
Nobleman · Enthusiastic Counter · Night Owl
Greetings! I am a refined gentleman of the night who appreciates the finer things in life: good company, a dramatic cape, and numbers. Especially numbers.
I live in a lovely castle and keep a very consistent schedule. Up all night, asleep by day. It’s not strange, it’s disciplined.
I am looking for someone who enjoys counting. You do not have to be good at it. I am willing to teach. Patiently. Repeatedly. With enthusiasm.
Interests: Counting (anything), thunder and lightning (very motivating), sharing hobbies, counting again to be sure
Strengths: Focused, passionate, excellent memory for quantities, can make any activity educational
Weaknesses: I do sometimes get carried away and forget what we were doing before we started counting
Travel: Prefer to stay near my castle, but I will count new places if necessary
Deal breaker: If you say “that’s enough counting” and mean it
Ideal date: We sit together… and count the stars. Ah ah ah!
Pets: Bats. Many bats. I have named them. I have also counted them.
“One! Two! Three! Ah ah ah!”
— Me, having a wonderful time