Tinder Profile: Count Von Count

Count, Ageless
Nobleman · Enthusiastic Counter · Night Owl

Greetings! I am a refined gentleman of the night who appreciates the finer things in life: good company, a dramatic cape, and numbers. Especially numbers.

I live in a lovely castle and keep a very consistent schedule. Up all night, asleep by day. It’s not strange, it’s disciplined.

I am looking for someone who enjoys counting. You do not have to be good at it. I am willing to teach. Patiently. Repeatedly. With enthusiasm.

Interests: Counting (anything), thunder and lightning (very motivating), sharing hobbies, counting again to be sure

Strengths: Focused, passionate, excellent memory for quantities, can make any activity educational
Weaknesses: I do sometimes get carried away and forget what we were doing before we started counting

Travel: Prefer to stay near my castle, but I will count new places if necessary

Deal breaker: If you say “that’s enough counting” and mean it

Ideal date: We sit together… and count the stars. Ah ah ah!

Pets: Bats. Many bats. I have named them. I have also counted them.

“One! Two! Three! Ah ah ah!”
— Me, having a wonderful time