Tinder Profile: Elric of Melnibone

· Sean Arenas ·

Elric, 428

Last Emperor · Professional Brooder · Sword Guy

Albino. Crimson eyes. Former ruler of a vast empire, currently between civilizations and lightly unwelcome in most of them.

Full disclosure: I require medicinal herbs to remain upright, I maintain diplomatic relations with multiple Dukes of Hell, and my sword is sentient. We are not always aligned on long-term goals.

She has killed most of the people I’ve loved.

We’re working through it. Communication has improved.

Looking for someone patient, low-attachment, and ideally not soul-adjacent. Or at least not attached to their soul in a rigid, inflexible way.

Interests: Sorcery, brooding, commitment (historically catastrophic), finishing what I start (also historically catastrophic)

Travel: Interdimensional. Rarely voluntary.

Strengths: Intense loyalty, strong jawline, can end dynasties

Weaknesses: Same list

Deal breaker: If you need your partner to not be a recurring historical event, this will be frustrating for you.

Pets: Had dragons. It ended the way you think.

“He’s the most compassionate of his kind. That is a very low bar, but he does clear it.”

— A Local Human (survived)

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