Minty Tees

Aggressive Biscuits | Tuxedo Cat Making Biscuits - Women's Softstyle Tee

$ 31.99 USD

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Size & fit

Semi-fitted shape that skims the body without feeling tight.

Compare these measurements with a similar garment you own.

	LENGTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	25 ½	31-34
M	26	35-38
L	27	39-41
XL	28	42-45
2XL	28 ½	46-48

	LENGTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
S	64.8	78.7-86.4
M	66	89-96.5
L	68.6	99-104.1
XL	71.1	106.7-114.3
2XL	72.4	116.8-122

Color Black Navy Red Royal

Size S M L XL 2XL

Wrong size? We'll swap it free. How it works
Questions? Text us at (626) 498-0417
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A small shop in Covina, CA since 2012. We also help people raise money with merch.

Giving it as a gift? Order by December 11 for standard US delivery before Christmas. Every item is printed just for you, so earlier is better.

Made to order. Allow 8 business days for production and handling, plus shipping transit time.

Production & shipping

Production and delivery

Every order is printed for you. Most designs take 8 business days to print and pack, plus shipping time. Designs we print ourselves in Covina take 3 to 5 business days, plus shipping time. Fundraiser products follow the same timing.

Shipping transit begins after your order is dispatched. Transit time depends on the destination and shipping method. Please consider both production and transit time when planning an arrival date. Timing is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Shipping options and charges

Available shipping methods and charges are shown at checkout before you pay. Expedited shipping, when available, applies to transit time and does not shorten the production and handling period.

If you need an item for a particular date, contact our contact form or text (626) 498-0417 before ordering so we can discuss the timing.

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Returns & exchanges

Wrong size? We'll swap it free. If your shirt doesn't fit, message us within 14 days of delivery and we'll send you the right size at no charge. Each item gets one free size exchange. The item should be unworn and unwashed. We'll email you a prepaid label for the original, and your new size ships free.

Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Send us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund you in full. You don't need to send it back.

Returns for a refund. Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind. If something isn't right, talk to us first. We almost always find a fix.

How to start. Use our contact form, the chat on our site, or text (626) 498-0417. Include your order number and what you need.

Refunds. Approved refunds go back to your original payment method. Your bank may take a few days to post it. There is no restocking fee.

Cancellations. Need to change or cancel? Contact us as soon as you can, ideally within 12 hours. Once your order is in production we may not be able to change it, but we'll tell you right away either way.

Fundraiser merchandise. Fundraiser items follow this same policy. Any effect on the organizer's earnings is handled under the campaign's agreed terms.

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Made with love. And excessive force.

A tuxedo cat with a hard amber stare presses both paws into a mound of golden dough, impact lines flying, under vintage bakery-badge lettering that reads Aggressive Biscuits. This is not casual kneading. This is a small cat solving a problem nobody else knew existed.

The cat is Leeta, a real tuxedo cat and the founder and Chief Kneading Officer of Aggressive Biscuits. She works directly on the blanket, personally tests every available lap and has never once consulted the person underneath. Read the company story.

Original Minty Tees artwork starring Leeta the tuxedo cat
Vintage bakery badge with a cat making biscuits
A funny gift for cat lovers, bakers and anyone who has been kneaded
Made to order just for you

Women's softstyle tee: A soft, semi-fitted women's tee designed to skim the body. Compare the garment measurements below for your fit.

This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This shirt didn't exist until you ordered it. That's why it takes a little extra time to land on your doorstep: we make it just for you, instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf. Every Minty Tees design starts with real artists, musicians, and creators we actually work with, not a stock art dump. On demand means less waste and zero mystery surplus sitting around. Thanks for being patient, and for supporting small and weird.

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