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It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Humor Hoodie
It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure – Humor Hoodie
Free US shipping on Minty originals over $75. Mix and match any designs.
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Size & fit
Compare the garment measurements with a similar item you own.
Width is measured straight across the chest with the shirt laid flat. Lay a shirt you own flat and compare.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
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- Misprint or damage? Replaced free. How it works
- Questions? Text us at (626) 498-0417
Designed by Sean at Minty Tees.
A small shop in Covina, CA since 2012.
Shopping for Christmas? Every shirt is printed to order, so earlier is better. Holiday delivery dates are estimates.
Production & shipping
Production and delivery
Every order is printed for you. Most designs take up to 8 business days to print and pack, plus shipping time. Designs we print ourselves in Covina take 3 to 5 business days, plus shipping time. Fundraiser products follow the same timing.
Shipping transit begins after your order is dispatched. Transit time depends on the destination and shipping method. Please consider both production and transit time when planning an arrival date. Timing is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.
US shipping rates
Standard US shipping is $5.35 for one tee or tank. Orders with $75 or more of Minty Tees original designs ship free in the US. Partner, artist, client and fundraiser designs don't count toward the $75. Rates for other combinations and destinations are shown at checkout before you pay.
Shipping options and charges
Available shipping methods and charges are shown at checkout before you pay. Expedited shipping, when available, applies to transit time and does not shorten the production and handling period.
If you need an item for a particular date, contact our contact form or text (626) 498-0417 before ordering so we can discuss the timing.
Returns & exchanges
Every Minty Tees item is printed to order, just for you. That keeps waste down and lets us carry hundreds of designs, but it also means we can't take returns or exchanges for a change of mind or for a size you chose.
Choosing your size. Every product page has a size guide with measurements taken flat. Compare it with a shirt you already own, and text us at (626) 498-0417 before ordering if you're between sizes. We can't exchange or refund a shirt because the size you picked doesn't fit.
Wrong, damaged or misprinted items. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or isn't what you ordered (a different design, color or size than what's on your order), contact us within 14 days of delivery with a photo of the item. We'll replace it free or refund you in full. You don't need to send it back. We can't help after 14 days or with normal wear and tear.
Returns. If we ever ask for an item back, return shipping is at your expense unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.
Lost or late packages. If tracking stops moving or your order hasn't arrived within the estimated window, text us with your order number and we'll track it down with the carrier.
Cancellations. Contact us as soon as you can, ideally within 12 hours of ordering. Once an order has gone into production we can't change or cancel it.
Refunds. Approved refunds go back to your original payment method. Your bank may take a few days to post it.
How to reach us. Text (626) 498-0417 or use our contact form. Include your order number and a photo if something's wrong.
Fundraiser merchandise. Fundraiser items follow this same policy. Each item's share is paid to the fundraiser's family 14 days after the order is delivered, once the window above has closed. If an order is refunded, its share isn't paid. A replacement doesn't change the family's share.
Dad bod? Never heard of it. This is a father figure.
The It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure Hoodie is the ultimate gift for the dad who's earned every inch of his comfort. Bold humor, premium fleece, and a fit that's as relaxed as his weekend plans.
- Unisex heavy-blend hoodie
- Soft fleece interior for all-day dad comfort
- Bold father figure humor graphic
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, and any dad who deserves a laugh
Get him something he'll actually wear. Shop his size now.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
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