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Illustration of a trench-coated detective studying Ghostface photographs, crossed-out occult diagrams, a knife, and a telephone.

Versus Stress Test: John Constantine vs. Ghostface

John Constantine walks into Woodsboro, sees Ghostface, and spends half of Scream hunting a demon that does not exist. Then he discovers the humiliating truth: it is just two dipshits from high school.

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