Party loyalty has limits.
A gold shield outline with crossed swords frames distressed cream and blood-red lettering that reads If You Die We Split Your Gear. It is the rule every adventuring party follows and nobody says out loud, until the healer goes down and someone is already eyeing the boots.
Wear it to game night, the raid, or the dungeon crawl where everyone swears they will revive you. They might. They have also already called dibs on your sword.
- Original Minty Tees gamer humor
- For tabletop players, MMO raiders and every loot goblin at the table
- A funny gift for gamers and game masters
- Made to order just for you
Black glossy mug: A glossy black ceramic mug for coffee, tea or whatever gets you through the morning. Choose 11 oz or 15 oz above; dishwasher and microwave safe.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This mug didn't exist until you ordered it. That's why it takes a little extra time to land on your doorstep: we make it just for you, instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf. Every Minty Tees design starts with real artists, musicians, and creators we actually work with, not a stock art dump. On demand means less waste and zero mystery surplus sitting around. Thanks for being patient, and for supporting small and weird.
