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  • Black women's T-shirt, front view, featuring a gold shield outline with crossed swords around distressed cream and red lettering reading If You Die We Split Your Gear
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If You Die We Split Your Gear | Loot Shield Gamer Graphic - Women’s softstyle t-shirt

If You Die We Split Your Gear | Loot Shield Gamer Graphic - Women’s softstyle t-shirt

$ 31.99 USD
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Semi-fitted shape that skims the body without feeling tight.

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  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 25 ½ 31-34
M 26 35-38
L 27 39-41
XL 28 42-45
2XL 28 ½ 46-48
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 64.8 78.7-86.4
M 66 89-96.5
L 68.6 99-104.1
XL 71.1 106.7-114.3
2XL 72.4 116.8-122
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Wrong size? Free size swaps within 14 days of delivery.

A small shop in Covina, CA since 2012. We also help people raise money with merch.

Giving it as a gift? Order by December 11 for standard US delivery before Christmas. Every item is printed just for you, so earlier is better.

Made to order. Allow 8 business days for production and handling, plus shipping transit time.

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Production and delivery

Every order is printed for you. Most designs take 8 business days to print and pack, plus shipping time. Designs we print ourselves in Covina take 3 to 5 business days, plus shipping time. Fundraiser products follow the same timing.

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Returns & exchanges

Wrong size? We'll swap it free. If your shirt doesn't fit, message us within 14 days of delivery and we'll send you the right size at no charge. Each item gets one free size exchange. The item should be unworn and unwashed. We'll email you a prepaid label for the original, and your new size ships free.

Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Send us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund you in full. You don't need to send it back.

Returns for a refund. Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind. If something isn't right, talk to us first. We almost always find a fix.

How to start. Use our contact form, the chat on our site, or text (626) 498-0417. Include your order number and what you need.

Refunds. Approved refunds go back to your original payment method. Your bank may take a few days to post it. There is no restocking fee.

Cancellations. Need to change or cancel? Contact us as soon as you can, ideally within 12 hours. Once your order is in production we may not be able to change it, but we'll tell you right away either way.

Fundraiser merchandise. Fundraiser items follow this same policy. Any effect on the organizer's earnings is handled under the campaign's agreed terms.

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Party loyalty has limits.

A gold shield outline with crossed swords frames distressed cream and blood-red lettering that reads If You Die We Split Your Gear. It is the rule every adventuring party follows and nobody says out loud, until the healer goes down and someone is already eyeing the boots.

Wear it to game night, the raid, or the dungeon crawl where everyone swears they will revive you. They might. They have also already called dibs on your sword.

  • Original Minty Tees gamer humor
  • For tabletop players, MMO raiders and every loot goblin at the table
  • A funny gift for gamers and game masters
  • Made to order just for you

Women's softstyle tee: A soft, semi-fitted women's tee designed to skim the body. Compare the garment measurements below for your fit.

This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This shirt didn't exist until you ordered it. That's why it takes a little extra time to land on your doorstep: we make it just for you, instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf. Every Minty Tees design starts with real artists, musicians, and creators we actually work with, not a stock art dump. On demand means less waste and zero mystery surplus sitting around. Thanks for being patient, and for supporting small and weird.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 25 ½ 31-34
M 26 35-38
L 27 39-41
XL 28 42-45
2XL 28 ½ 46-48
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 64.8 78.7-86.4
M 66 89-96.5
L 68.6 99-104.1
XL 71.1 106.7-114.3
2XL 72.4 116.8-122
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