R.O.U.S. Field Report Hoodie

This design captures the energy of someone who has absolutely, definitely, unquestionably not encountered anything unusual in the woods. The bold rodent silhouette paired with the deadpan denial gives it the feel of an unfiled incident report — the kind written by someone who would prefer not to discuss what happened out there.
It’s a perfect fit for fans of fantasy‑comedy, creature‑feature humor, or anyone who enjoys pretending everything is fine while a giant rat lurks just off‑screen. Clean, graphic, and instantly recognizable to anyone in the know, this piece delivers that classic “I saw nothing” swagger.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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