The Mint

One name. Two centuries. An unreasonable workload. A satirical investigation into science journalist Miles O’Brien and Star Trek’s permanently exhausted chief engineer.

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EMCEE ESCHER AND THE IMPOSSIBLE HYPE CYCLE A field report from the only concert where the merch table loops back into itself. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a world‑class hip‑hop MC collided with...

Product: OPTIMAX (Generic for Ambiguitol-OM), an Analysis Paralysis medication for board gamers

Fictional product satire for the board gamer whose perfect turn is always one calculation away. OPTIMAX keeps the decision tree growing and the pizza getting colder.

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A fictional patient leaflet for people who need one more review, one more browser tab and just another minute. Decidex: for the temporary avoidance of making a choice.

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Hotel California: A Two-Star Guest Review

A fictional two-star guest review of the Eagles’ Hotel California. Lovely décor, attentive staff, and a checkout policy that needs serious attention.

The MLT Max's Miracle Emporium · Florin $14.99 · Sandwich Mutton, lettuce, and tomato on house bread. The mutton is lean. The tomato is ripe. The lettuce is fresh. Max will not serve it otherwise and...

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