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AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: INIGO MONTOYA — PRODUCT: WESTLEY'S SCHOOL OF ARMS [Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. This week at Westley's School of Arms we are covering...
Iocaine Powder by Domingo Montoya & Associates, Florin · Est. suppliers to the discerning poisoner since before your grandfather was born ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 4,847 ratings $12.99 ✓ Prime In Stock — fulfilled from the Cliffs...
App: Yelp (Business Reviews) Littlefinger’s Establishments (King’s Landing) Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)Verified Reviewer: The High SparrowVibe: "A Den of Thieves Awaiting the Flame" ReviewI am standing outside this pit of vipers and my feet are dirty but...
App: The Knot (Wedding Guest Reviews) Event: The Red Wedding (House Frey) Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)Verified Guest: Brynden "The Blackfish" TullyEvent Date: The 3rd Century ACRelationship to Couple: Uncle of the GroomVibe: "Rustic Massacre" ReviewI have been...
The Kurgan Verified • 16th Century Russia• Lives in a Dark Alley• Straight Man• Less than a mile away (and closing fast) About MeI have been through the ages. I have seen your civilizations rise and...
**The "Apex Zen" Meditation App****Spokesperson:** Mario Andretti**Direction:** Perform with the calm, steady confidence of a man who has seen 200 mph and lived to tell the tale. "I’ve spent my life chasing the limit. When you’re...
Name: Mia WallaceReview: Jack Rabbit Slim’s (Los Angeles, CA)Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5) The Good:Finally, a place in this city that actually understands the concept of "showmanship." Most restaurants are just rooms where people chew; Slim’s is a...
AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: ALF — PRODUCT: PETSMART[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] Hi. ALF here.Alien Life Form. Melmac. You know me.I want to talk to you about PetSmart because I have a complicated...
AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: ROGER RABBIT — PRODUCT: CALM[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] Hi there!P-P-PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND I’M SORRY I JUST—Okay.Okay.I’m calm.I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm.Hi.My name is Roger...
AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: KING SOLOMON — PRODUCT: BETTERHELP[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] People come to me with their problems.They have always come to me with their problems. Two women. One baby. A...
AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: KING SOLOMON — PRODUCT: 1-800-FLOWERS[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] I have loved many women.Seven hundred wives. Three hundred concubines. I want to be transparent about this upfront because I...
AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: BUFFALO BILL — PRODUCT: JERGENS[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] Skin is important.I cannot stress this enough.The condition of your skin — its texture, its moisture level, its overall quality...
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