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Review: The Red Wedding at The Twins by Brynden...

App: The Knot (Wedding Guest Reviews) Event: The Red Wedding (House Frey) Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)Verified Guest: Brynden "The Blackfish" TullyEvent Date: The 3rd Century ACRelationship to Couple: Uncle of the...

Tinder Profile: The Kurgan

The Kurgan Verified • 16th Century Russia• Lives in a Dark Alley• Straight Man• Less than a mile away (and closing fast) About MeI have been through the ages. I...

Promo: Apex Zen by Mario Andretti

**The "Apex Zen" Meditation App****Spokesperson:** Mario Andretti**Direction:** Perform with the calm, steady confidence of a man who has seen 200 mph and lived to tell the tale. "I’ve spent my...

Review: Jack Rabbit Slim’s by Mia Wallace

Name: Mia WallaceReview: Jack Rabbit Slim’s (Los Angeles, CA)Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5) The Good:Finally, a place in this city that actually understands the concept of "showmanship." Most restaurants are just rooms...

Promo: Petsmart by ALF

AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: ALF — PRODUCT: PETSMART[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] Hi. ALF here.Alien Life Form. Melmac. You know me.I want to talk to you about...

Promo: Calm App by Roger Rabbit

AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: ROGER RABBIT — PRODUCT: CALM[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm] Hi there!P-P-PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND I’M SORRY I JUST—Okay.Okay.I’m calm.I’m calm I’m...